Friday, December 26, 2008

Recently discovered disease....Malehiasis

Definition: It is a slowly progressive self infection affecting mainly "nafsu tdo n makan..."

Cause: It is caused by Mycobacterium Malas which can come anytime n out of nowhere...

Mode of entry: It is unknown but lying on the bed for too long or eating too much is possible..

Types: Can be divided by 4 in certain people..1.malehiasis kuliasis...2.malehiasis masakis...3.malehiasis kemasis...4.malehiasis bangunis...

Pathological features:
Grossly: The body shows multiple behavioral disturbances due to the infection eg. numerous yawning or "asek menggeliat2"...The number of "taik mata n taik gigi" may increase but in severe cases there is also "ayer liur basi" on the pillow n bed...

Microscopically: Nobody can tell...

Malehiasis may involve the following systems:
Eye: Swollen n red due to lots of sleep...
GIT: Sudden abdominal pain bla nak kena pegi kuliah...
Limbs: Spasm n cramps for all sorts of work especially cooking n cleaning..
Neurology: Lembap n lampi all the time sbb dh berkarat....

Diagnosis:
Just by watching the sudden change in the behaviour of the patient could confirm that he/she has been infected by Malehiasis disease...

Treatment:
Easy....continuos babbling n motivational talks or arranged schedule could treat the patient in 2-3 days..
If not worked...give him/her a smack anywhere you like...
If nothing worked....this will lead to death...the patient has definitely reached the final stage of the disease...

3 comments:

Ahmad bin Ariffin said...

fakta2 ni betui ke kak piah?

mawaddah said...

uikk...kakpiah tpu je la mad...saja manipulate fakta khas utk org2 yg malas..peringatan tuk dr sdr gak laa..hehe...

Ahmad bin Ariffin said...

hehe..mad baru je rasa mcm tak layak jadi doctor.nasib baik..huhu.