Recently discovered disease....Malehiasis

Definition: It is a slowly progressive self infection affecting mainly "nafsu tdo n makan..."

Cause: It is caused by Mycobacterium Malas which can come anytime n out of nowhere...

Mode of entry: It is unknown but lying on the bed for too long or eating too much is possible..

Types: Can be divided by 4 in certain people..1.malehiasis kuliasis...2.malehiasis masakis...3.malehiasis kemasis...4.malehiasis bangunis...

Pathological features:
Grossly: The body shows multiple behavioral disturbances due to the infection eg. numerous yawning or "asek menggeliat2"...The number of "taik mata n taik gigi" may increase but in severe cases there is also "ayer liur basi" on the pillow n bed...

Microscopically: Nobody can tell...

Malehiasis may involve the following systems:
Eye: Swollen n red due to lots of sleep...
GIT: Sudden abdominal pain bla nak kena pegi kuliah...
Limbs: Spasm n cramps for all sorts of work especially cooking n cleaning..
Neurology: Lembap n lampi all the time sbb dh berkarat....

Diagnosis:
Just by watching the sudden change in the behaviour of the patient could confirm that he/she has been infected by Malehiasis disease...

Treatment:
Easy....continuos babbling n motivational talks or arranged schedule could treat the patient in 2-3 days..
If not worked...give him/her a smack anywhere you like...
If nothing worked....this will lead to death...the patient has definitely reached the final stage of the disease...